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Old Folks Home?
Cyril and Edna live in a retirement home and every day they walk out to the park together where they sit holding hands and watching the ducks. They become very close and progress from just holding hands to Edna resting her left hand in Cyril's lap.
Then, one day, Edna find that Cyril has already gone out on his own so, as the sun is shining she decides to go to the park alone.
When she arrives there she sees Cyril sitting on the same bench but with another elderly lady. They are sitting very close together and Edna feels a flush of jealousy.
Later, when she sees Cyril back at the home she asks if she's done something to upset him.
"Not at all," replies Cyril.
"Then why were you sitting on our bench with Mildred? You were sitting very close together. What has she got that I don't have?" asks Edna.
"Parkinson's," replies Cyril.
hahaha
is this better?
Chalkboard Culprit
One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”
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