Manor Two
I'm having a two hundred and fifty foot wicker man built up at the manor will this be big enough?
I wish to scare the bejesus out of the local villagers with a terrifying two hundred and fifty foot wicker man. Is this an adequate size or should I double it. It would cost a lot more to double it in size. But then again you can't put a price on the look of absolute terror on a guttersnipes face when confronted with the prospect of medieval human sacrifice can you.
Rotty, I am thrilled to learn that you are reviving this wonderful Olde English tradition in the grounds of Rotter Manor!
This is just the kind of spectacle the country needs in troubled times. Why, when all around are befuddled and confused as to their proper place in society - with riff raff even daring to question the rights of the ruling classes to have swimming pools, jacuzzis, and Jacobean style extensions (in which to house their idiot offspring) all built at the tax payer's expense - I feel your wicker man will be a welcome and terrifying gesture that will put all of us back in our correct societal positions.
I took it upon myself earlier to phone the actor Edward Woodward, to see if he'd care to come along and officiate. However he made little sense at all, gibbering some rot along the lines of "ooh-er, not bloody likely - I know how it ends!" and so he can be scratched from the guest list. Quite mad, these thespians!
Anyway, I'm sure you already have such matters in hand, AR. It only remains then for me to root out my Merry English Maiden costume - complete with daisy-chain coronet to wear on my noddle and a sizable flaming brand with which to ignite your enormous effigy (the size of which, incidentally, sounds just about perfect to me).
Will you be getting the may pole up too, Rotty? I do hope so!
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